“baby” i say in reference to a character who can kill without a second thought
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif
that’s it
that’s the play
They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
guys i find attractive
- famous
- taken
- psychologically disturbed
- astronomically out of my league
- twice my age
- not real
- dead
- gay
- evil
- all of the above
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.









